Fallout from the "Bong Hits for Jesus"

The public school in Saginaw, Michigan has a school project that they call "Classroom City". Students are assigned the task of developing a product for sale, and the school then becomes a small "city" where these products are offered, and the kids are competing for the "class room city" dollars that are the medium of exchange. Of course, the administrators have to approve of the product being sold. That all sounds like an interesting exercise in economics and such.

Joel Curry, a 5th grader at the Handley School wanted to sell candy cane tree ornaments made of pipe-cleaners, and wanted to attach a card to the product explaining why the candy cane was representative of a variety of Christian messages. The school banned the explanatory card. Joel brought suit, and lost in Curry v. Saginaw City School District.

The 6th Circuit held that the principal's decision to prohibit the Christian message on the product was within the principal's discretion. The principal thought that other students and parents might be offended by the product. Moreover, the principal thought that because the product was being sold at the Classroom City project, others might conclude that the candy cane ornaments and the accompanying card had the express approval of the school, and that the school favored Christianity over other religions.

Now, I'm not sure that I can fault the 6th Circuit's analysis of the Constitutional problems presented by Joel's candy cane and card. But, I do wonder when the populace got so sensitive to a 5th grader's class project that they thought lives would be ruined if the kid put a message on his product that inspired him, if no one else. The Classroom City project was designed to simulate the marketplace...so if the marketplace was offended or didn't like the product, I guess that young Joel would have learned that business and religion don't mix well. What Joel learned, though, is that freedom is a bit illusory in Saginaw, Michigan, and that the heavy hand of government falls on 5th graders just like it does on everyone else.