Saturday, March 29, 2008
Go Ahead and Eat Those Poppy Seed Muffins
Sunday, March 16, 2008
Why do THEY work so hard to look foolish?
GRANTOR reserves unto Grantor, its successors, heirs and assigns forever all water rights associated with said tract, however, Grantor may not use any portion of the surface of said tract for exploring, drilling or producing any such water.
Saturday, March 15, 2008
Late, but Deserved Congratulation
Thursday, February 28, 2008
And, While We're Talking About California
In an earlier post, I gave praise to a California appellate court for its treatment of the anonymous blogger issue. But, if you got the impression that California lawsuits are really just about like lawsuits elsewhere, consider Orlando v. Alarm One.
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Would You Like Your Child to be on TV?
The Overton County School Board, in Tennessee, decided to install video surveillance cameras in the local middle schools. Although they wanted to install the cameras, they simply assigned the task of how and where to install the cameras to a Director of Schools. This guy delegated the job to a principal, who further delegated the job to an assistant principal. The assistant principal then installed the camera facing doors, and in the girls and boys locker rooms. All collected camera images were transmitted to the computer in the Assistant Principal's office and stored on his hard drive. When the cameras became operational, the Assistant Principal noticed that the cameras were capturing pictures of kids dressing and undressing in the locker rooms, and suggested a change. It wasn't done.
Monday, February 25, 2008
As If Airport Security Wasn't Bad Enough
"ALC, a San Francisco-based civil rights organization, received more than 20 complaints from Northern California residents last year who said they were grilled about their families, religious practices, volunteer activities, political beliefs, or associations when returning to the United States from travels abroad. In addition, customs agents examined travelers' books, business cards collected from friends and colleagues, handwritten notes, personal photos, laptop computer files, and cell phone directories, and sometimes made copies of this information."
Saturday, February 23, 2008
Anonymous Posting Protected by California Court
A California appellate court has gone the extra mile to protect the identity of bloggers. In a financial message board, there was apparently a lively, and not very nice discussion about the corporate officers of a Florida company. Upset with the cyber-smear, one of the corporate officers sued to get the identity of 10 Yahoo! posters. One of the anonymous posters objected, and the Court of Appeal in California agreed.
In an interesting opinion, the Court noted that courts have recognized the right to publish anonymously as a long-standing tradition. "Persecuted groups and sects from time to time throughout history have been able to criticize oppressive practices and laws either anonymously, or not at all."
Monday, February 18, 2008
Another Thing You Can't Do In Front of A Jury
As the Texas Supreme Court put it:
Immediately, without leave of court or notice to opposing counsel, [the plaintiff] stood and said to an all-Hispanic jury: "Muchas gracias les doy de parte de mis nietos y mi hija y de parte mia la jurado." ("Thank you very much to the jury on the part of my grandchildren and my daughter and on my part.")
Thursday, February 14, 2008
A Real Life View of Defamation Law
We all know, there is only one "America" in the world and only one "3 for 1" in the Midwest...and in both cases it was the original thinking of an Italian that made them famous. So to the shameless owners of Empire rags center, east Eden and south of quality, we say..."Start being kosher...Stop openly copying and coveting your neighbor's concepts or a hail storm of frozen matzo balls shall deluge your "flea market style warehouse".It is laugable how with all the integrity of the "Iraq Information Minister", they brazenly attempt pulling polyester over your eyes by conjuring up a low rent 3 for imitation that has the transparency of a hooker come on...but no matter how they inflate prices and compromise quality, much to their dismay, Cy and his son Paul the plagiarist still remain light years away from delivering anything close to our "3 for 1" values.
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Oregon Supreme Court Won't Change its Mind on Punitive Damages
This is the third time that the case has been heard by the Oregon Court. And, it sets up an argument that the Oregon court is actually thumbing its judicial nose at the Supreme Court. This time, the Oregon court recognized that the Supreme Court said that the award was constitutionally infirm - because it violated the due process clause. But, the Oregon judges now say that they need not follow the Supreme Court's ruling because there were state law procedural defects in raising this issue. Specifically, Philip Morris did not make a valid objection to the jury instructions, and Philip Morris did not submit a jury instruction that was valid under State law.
The obvious tactic of the Oregon court is to do whatever is necessary to punish the evil tobacco company, now by basing its decision affirming the award on an "independent state ground". The United States Supreme Court clearly has said that a punitive damage award cannot stand if it is a multiple of more than 10 times the actual damages. In short, it is fairly clear that the award is wrong under the due process clause, and it will be interesting to see if Philip Morris appeals back to the United States Supreme Court to make sure that the "multiple of actual damages" rule is expressly applied to this case.
Breaking News: Congress Wasting Time!
Now, what is the purpose of this? The initial statements tell you why. The Congressmen are there to keep their friend, George Mitchell, from having his long-winded report criticized.
The bottom line is that if Roger Clemens or Brian McNamee have done anything wrong, they should be arrested, charged and tried in a court. Putting either of them in a spot where they have few, if any, of the trial protections that Americans routinely enjoy would seem to be wrong-headed on many levels. Republican Tom Davis as much said so - saying that although this was not a court of law - "that's OK". He claimed that the purpose of the hearing was to "save lives".
I'll leave it to the reader as to whether this is a waste of time, and provide you a picture of the Committee Chair - Henry Waxman - who, in this photo, is rockin' his 70's porn stache. As I am watching, I wonder why the Republicans are for Clemens (in large degree), and the Democrats are against him. What political ideology is behind that?
Apparently, the resolution of the matter will depend on the marks on Roger's Rear End. This is getting silly.
Friday, February 8, 2008
Election Update
Thursday, February 7, 2008
State of Texas Steals Dirt from Landowner
It's a nice headline, but the conclusion comes from a case just decided by the 14th Court of Appeals in Houston. It seems that the State (surprisingly) decided to improve a highway, and needed land to build a detention pond. A detention pond catches all the water that runs off the concrete, that might otherwise be soaked into the land. The State tried to condemn land to do this, but eventually negotiated a permanent easement with the landowner allowing the State to have its pond.
The State then built the pond, but in the course of doing so, carted off some 87,500 cubic feet of dirt. It then hauled the dirt to its other construction projects and used it. Although it paid for the easement, it didn't pay for the dirt. When the landowner found out that the State had taken the dirt and used it for another purpose, they sued. The State claimed that the dirt was part of the deal, even though the dirt was never mentioned in the negotiated agreement. The State countered that use of the dirt was implied.
The Court of Appeals adroitly noted:
The State, no novice to construction projects, knows the value of dirt. It is also quite likely, though this case has not progressed to the point of determining the value of the dirt removed, that it exceeds the $55,000.00 paid ... for the permanent easement.
In this case the State actively negotiated and procured an easement for the single purpose of building a water detention facility, but then proceeded to remove thousands of cubic meters of soil from that location for a purpose unrelated to the construction of the detention facility. While it may be "reasonably necessary" for the state to displace the soil to dig the detention facility, the state provided no testimony or other evidence that it was reasonably necessary for it to cart off an enormous amount of soil to another location ... and use it for its own purposes.
I assume that if the shoe was on the other foot, the State would insist on being paid for dirt. I'm glad to see the landowners did here.
Note: I don't know who the little kid on the big pile of dirt is in the picture for this post, but that is a very big pile...maybe 87,500 cubic feet?
Wednesday, February 6, 2008
Goodbye to Professor Horner
If I told Professor Horner that this was one of my favorite Hymns, he would have just smiled at me, and said it was his favorite too (whether it was or not). So, I'm going to print it here, to affirm that Professor Horner's hard work is over.
When my life work is ended, and I cross the swelling tide,
When the bright and glorious morning I shall see;
I shall know my Redeemer when I reach the other side,
And His smile will be the first to welcome me.
I shall know Him, I shall know Him,
And redeemed by His side I shall stand,
I shall know Him, I shall know Him,
By the print of the nails in His hand.
Oh, the soul thrilling rapture when I view His blessèd face,
And the luster of His kindly beaming eye;
How my full heart will praise Him for the mercy, love and grace,
That prepare for me a mansion in the sky.
Oh, the dear ones in glory, how they beckon me to come,
And our parting at the river I recall;
To the sweet vales of Eden they will sing my welcome home;
But I long to meet my Savior first of all.
Through the gates to the city in a robe of spotless white,
He will lead me where no tears will ever fall;
In the glad song of ages I shall mingle with delight;
But I long to meet my Savior first of all.
I shall know Him, I shall know Him,
And redeemed by His side I shall stand,
I shall know Him, I shall know Him,
By the print of the nails in His hand.
Words by Fanny J. Crosby
What Can You NOT say to Jurors
With the general populace as skeptical about lawyers as they are today, I'm not sure that this premise can be voiced with a straight face. If the talk radio people can call the President a Nazi, is there really a belief that jurors can't separate vitriolic hyperbole from the role they are asked to undertake.
Recently, the Court said that lawyers can't refer to Nazis in their closing arguments to jurors. And, the lawyer in the Nazi case clearly went over the line of good taste and decorum. However, I want to believe that you can pick 12 people at random, and still be reasonably assured that they are not going to believe what the lawyer said just because he or she is so mesmerizing. The next case up involves these nefarious statements:
For years, in this conservative community, juries have been very liberal with the doctors, very liberal. What I mean is, their verdicts didn't send much of a message at all....physicians in this community have been able to count on the fact that juries are going to be liberal with them, and where has that gotten us? How do you send a message in this kind of case? It is with the amount of the verdict. And that is what I am talking about when I say the juries in Lubbock have been very liberal with doctors in the past, because juries' verdict haven't gotten anybody's attention, and that is what we are asking for here.I'm not much persuaded that this case turns out differently if these words, or anything like it is said or is not said. But, I wouldn't bet money that the doctors don't get a reversal.